The Four- Chapter 19: Upwards, The Dark Beckons

Seraphina and Malark returned after a bit. The little halfling held the big man’s torch while he lugged a chest.

“Coins. A fair few!” Seraphina was smiling big. “And this!” She held out a large glittering stone. It shone a deep red in her hand, the flame-light sparkling off its facets.

Jarek took the stone, holding it up to study it. “A ruby, and well-cut. ‘Tis a nice find young miss!” Handing it back to her, he dropped his pack and rummaged inside. In a moment he pulled out several smaller sacks. Handing them to the others, he nodded at the chest. “Methinks we should split those coins and save the big guy the trouble of lugging that chest all over. ‘Sides, he is a good ‘un in fight. Dint want him strugglin’ with a heavy chest”

Malark set the chest down and flipped the lid open. Torch-light flickered over hundreds of silver coins. Each of them gasped at the sight. Coins a plenty for food and ale and warm beds. Now they just had to get it home. They set to task, pouring handfuls of coins into the sacks, and stashing them into packs. Before packs were overfull, they filled more sacks.

“Must be well over a thousand coins here!” Jarek was smiling gain as he filled sack after sack. “Dinnae know how we can fight so loaded down.”

“I know, Mr. Jarek! The tombs. We can stash the coins in one of the tombs. No one down here is ever going there, so they won’t disturb our coins.”

“And the Seldarine know this lot,” Adran motioned to the dead around them, “won’t be searching for their stolen treasure.”

“Stolen.” Jarek snorted. “Fair pay for a fair fight. Not a one of us is fully well. Poor lassie there,” he nodded towards Seraphina, “smells like burnt leather. And this dwarf? My clothes are ruined and I smell like a ruddy dead ox. Poisons and flames and blood and grime. Nay, laddie, we dinnae steal anything. The lassie is right, though. We kin stash the silver there and come back after we explore the rest of the caves.”

It took the party close to an hour. They hauled the coins first across two caves to where the stream passed through living rock. Getting soaked again in the stream, they carried the coins from one cave to the next. The final leg was into the Glitterhame and the stashing them in one of the unused tombs. When they were done, they spent some time resting, eating from the increasingly sparse supplies. There was wood left from the night before and a small fire cackled and sparked, taking the chill from the dark.

“Seems it is time to go up.” Seraphina was gnawing on a hardtack biscuit. “Find the orcs, then find the forge.”

“Aye, lassie. ‘Tis time.”

“Kill greenskins?” Malark was covered in small cuts and bruises. Yet he perked up when he heard the word ‘orc’.

“I don’t see how we won’t.” Seraphina giggled. “You and orc-slaying. You make me laugh.”

“Orcs bad. Kill them all.”

“See?” Jarek looked at Adran. “The big guy gets it. ‘Tis the only way.”

“Asking a man raised by wolves and taught by dwarves if orcs are bad is no stretch.” Adran shook his head, but a slight smile touched his face for a moment.

“Something funny, elf?” Jarek was staring.

“No, Jarek. Nothing funny. Just the idea of discussing if orcs are bad with an orc-hater seems a bit…”

“Silly?” Seraphina was giggling again. “Like asking a hin if food is worth stockpiling?”

“Or asking Lia if she likes fire?”

“Hey! Don’t drag me into your discussion! Well, I do like fire.” She laughed and flicked little flames off her fingertips.

“Or askin’ a dwarf if he likes ale and mead?”

“Exactly. There is no room for discussion or debate.”

“Well,” Jarek had his pipe out and was packing the bowl, “Some things are just true. T’ need for discussion is a long time gone.”

“Still a bit silly to wonder then, no?” Seraphina was biting her lip and shaking her head, stifling another laugh.

“Nay, lassie, some folk need reminders.” Jarek lit his pipe and took a long pull. “Orcs will always be bad. Less their own god is struck down and for some reasons they take to worshippin’ some other gods.”

“Not likely.” Lia was up and stretching. She picked up her crossbow and patted her quiver. “Also unlikely we will leave this cold and damp without killing at least one orc, so I say we head up.” She headed out of the cave and they could hear her splash through the stream just out of sight. Malark hopped up and chased after her, ever eager to fight. The others gathered their weapons and gear and followed soon after. They caught up to the pair as they inspected a set of rough-hewn steps climbing along one wall of the cave. The ceiling was lost in darkness far above, and the stairs disappeared into a black void.

“Up to the Door.” Jarek was the first to go, stepping onto the stairs and beginning to quickly climb.

The others followed close behind, the narrow shelf forcing them into a single file line. Some ways up they crossed another narrow stream cutting into the rock. Lia inspected the stream and looked down the narrow cleft it followed. A curious buzzing could be heard from somewhere in the distance.

“Up or along that way?” she indicated with a nod.

“Stream is tumbling down. Probably curves back on itself down below. Same one we splashed through before the stairs.” Jarek replied without looking back. No one offered another option so they continued up.

The cleft the stairs followed gradually became wider until the shallow steps were a broad stair climbing into a large chamber. Malark’s torch cast flickering light that caused the walls to dance in and out of shadow. It took a moment to realize the walls were covered in monumental carvings of dwarf forge-workers in various scenes. The ceiling soared above them into a vaulted arch. Reaching the top of the stair, they saw a pair of doors at either end of the rectangular chamber. A ledge circled the natural opening the stairs descended through to the Glitterhame below. Near the north door several skeletons lay scattered on the floor. Jarek pointed to the doors and smiled at Seraphina, mouthing the words ‘north’.  The curious buzzing could be heard here as well, slightly louder.

Inspecting the skeletons, Lia knelt near one and picked up an axe head. It was rust-covered and bore no remains of whatever haft it once had. Rusted armor pieces lay around the skeleton, any connecting straps long gone. Picking up the tusked skull, she cocked her head in concentration, long hair falling around her face.

Jarek had moved towards a set of iron bars blocking exit from the chamber. Adran was inspecting some of the carvings near the north wall. Malark had kicked one of the skulls and was moving towards the large north doors. Seraphina stood close to Lia, scanning the wall, then looking up. Her eyes widened and she opened her mouth to warn the others. Before she could, Lia hopped up, tossing the axe head and skull aside.

“Malark! Stay back! The doors!” Her warning was lost in a flutter of leathery wings.

Seraphina finished hers, “Creatures!” With a shwwick her blades were out and up.

The others reacted more slowly, the buzzing and flapping causing them to look around before looking up.

Adran drew and fired an arrow, catching one clean, sending it into a tumble. The others fluttered and soared, flying around the chamber. Lia sent a bolt of flame into the air, missing her target. Malark batted at one that fluttered around him. Seraphina sliced one apart, but in attacking one, another clung to her back. She screamed when it plunged a thin probiscis into her skin. She turned and slapped at it, trying to brush it off. Jarek set his hammer aside and grabbed at the diminutive halfling, hands grasping as she turned and shook.

“Hold still, lassie!” he tried grabbing her to stop her wild turns.

With the beasts fluttering around the rest, Adran couldn’t take a shot with his bow and slung it, drawing a slender dagger. Malark continued to swing torch and axe in wild, wide arcs, batting at the little creatures. Lia, seeing the dagger in Adran’s hand, drew one of her own. She poked and stabbed, trying to catch the little flying terrors.

Jarek finally grasped Seraphina with one hand, the other plucking the little biting creature from her back. The beak-like probiscis tore free causing blood to run freely. Seraphina’s hand went to her neck, fingers pressing into the bleeding wound. Jarek slammed the creature to the floor, stunning it before he stomped the life out of it.

Lia speared one of the flitting creatures, then Malark batted the other from the air. Adran stomped on it as it flopped on the chamber floor.

Searching the chamber ceiling, they looked for more. Seeing none, Jarek took Seraphina’s hand from the wound and touched two fingers while murmuring softly. His fingers glowed for a moment and when he removed them her wound was gone, the blood flow stopped.

Nodding her thanks, she rubbed her neck. “I think it was drinking my blood.” She made a face, wrinkling her nose.

“It was, lassie. Nasty little stirges love to drink blood. Like some sort of demented vampire birds.”

Lia stood in front of the north doors, facing the others. “I think these doors are trapped.”

“Do you, elf maiden?” Jarek picked up his hammer and strode forward. His eyes roved over the doors and the carvings around them. “How do ye know?”

“Those skeletons. They show signs of severe fire damage. Axe haft is gone. Armor is rusted despite this cave being quite dry. Leather burned away.”

Jarek looked back at one of the skeletons. He harrumphed a reply, then began inspecting the doors more closely. “Ye might be right. See? Those tiny holes? They are blackened and scorched.” He began inspecting the floor. “I nay see anything here. Must be the doors themselves.”

“That isn’t the only way out, we can leave it for later.” Adran was inspecting the iron bars. “This passage looks…” The bars had straw bundles and bundles of cloth jammed between the bars forming a barricade of sorts. “This is strange. It’s like…”

“Like someone didn’t want what is in here to get through?” Lia had wandered over to inspect the make-shift barricade.

“Yes, that did cross my mind.”

“Probably trying to keep these nasty stirges out.” Seraphina was frowning, still rubbing her neck. “I bet even orcs don’t like having their blood sucked out.”

“We’ve nay seen any real threat to an orc band, either. Orcs and trogs fight because they often inhabit the same places. These two tribes have separate levels to call home. I think the wee lassie is right.” Jarek shoved on some of the stuff blocking the bars. “Help me move some stuff, let’s see the other side.”

The whole party pushed and pulled, tearing the barricade apart. The bars were old, and rusted. Heavy rust encrusted the hinges and lock. Malark didn’t care. He strained and pulled, iron bars bending and distorting until the door flexed enough it opened despite the lock. The hinges screeched in protest, a piercing, grating sound. He forced the gate open enough for them to fit through. One by one they passed through the gap into a short tunnel that ended in another barricade. This one was made of boxes and crates wedged in place. They began to pull it apart as well, Carefully moving the barricade until there was space to pass through.

Once through the barricade they found themselves in a cave full of crates, sacks, bundles and barrels. Much of the area was crammed full of normal goods of all sorts. Ales in barrels and kegs. Cloth on wrapped bundles. Rope and chain coils. Sacks with smoked hams and sausages.

“Tis their plunder store.” Jarek was rifling through sacks in one of the piles. “These weedy gits steal anything they can.”

“They’ve been busy. This is more than a village worth of plunder. And we haven’t seen a village for days.”

“Aye, ‘tween Ironheim and this place there nay is much. North and west are a scattering of villages and hamlets.”

“Many folk are missing so much.” Seraphina held up some tinware plates and cups. “It we had a couple wagons we could outfit a shop with all of this.”

“But we don’t. We kin let me kinfolk know there are some supplies here. All this will get used eventually.”

They all searched through the piles, looking for anything of value. Jarek concentrated on the cave walls, looking for hidden passages or other interesting features. He whistled after a while, pulling a loose stone out and setting it aside. Reaching inside, he pulled a bulging sack out. Setting at his feet he reached in again, feeling around until he found a metal container etched with Torm’s sign, the upheld gauntlet.  He held up, studying the small flask. “Holy water?” he mused. He shrugged and tucked the flask into a pouch. He knelt and opened the large sack, revealing a horde of golden coins. He whistled again. “This is a stash!” He showed the others before tying the sack shut and stashing it in his pack.

The storage cave had three exits besides the barricaded passage they had come from. To the north was a worked stone passage the headed east and west. To the west was a narrow tunnel. A wider opening in the south was partially concealed by one of the piles of looted goods. Malark was poking around that pile when he headed through the narrow space. Seraphina sighed and ran after him, calling back to the others.

“The big guy is wandering!”

The others quickly followed, finding themselves in a narrow passageway the was vaguely Y-shaped. The arms of the shape went southeast or southeast and Malark was already going east. They didn’t go far, forced to single file by the narrowness of the passage. It seemed to a be a natural passage with tool marks here and there marking where occupants had widened the narrowest parts. Malark stopped at a wall covered in crude drawings and glyphs.

“Your mother shaves her beard?” Jarek spat and growled. “Legless dwarves are the best stunties.”

“What are you saying, Mr. Jarek?” Seraphina couldn’t see much around the others.

“Some fool orc has scribbled all over the rock. Hex glyphs and curses in their foul tongue.” He pushed past Malark and put his hand to the rock, fingers deftly probing and pulling. He was murmuring to himself. After a couple moments of searching, he turned back with a grin. “Seems these nasty orcs didn’t want anyone to come through here. Pulling with his fingertips, a portion of the rock pulled away, revealing a passage beyond of carefully carved stone. Letting the others squeeze past, Jarek pulled the door shut behind them.

“No sense advertisin’ our passage, eh?” He smiled and pushed past the others

The passage zig zagged and ended at another wall. This time, the door was clearly visible in the flickering torchlight.

“Secrets revealed.” Jarek murmured before turning to the others. “Might be a fight yon these doors.” Determined looks returned his grim gaze. Adran nodded for them all, and Jarek pushed hard on the door.

Rushing through, they found themselves in a smoke-filled chamber. The walls were of worked stone, and a double door stood on one wall. A dozen or more yellowed skulls hung from frayed ropes attached to spikes hammered into the ceiling. Crude furnishings and rough sleep pallets filled the space. Candles flickered from everywhere, melted waxed puddled on tables, crates, rock and floor. An ancient orc in a dingy black robe, the hood up and concealing the wear’s face, was hunched over a table muttering and scratching when the party charged in. A trio of female orcs were surrounding the robed orc and moved to attack at a command from their leader.

Wielding wickedly serrated short swords, the trio challenged the party with snarls and feints. The robed figure waved a hand and muttered, pointing at Jarek. His eyes glazed and he dropped his hammer. Adran’s eyes widened and he hurled a dagger at the robed figure. The three orcs were fanatical, unafraid of the well-armed party. They used the cluttered room to their advantage, keeping the crude furnishings between them and the others, reaching to swipe at the party from behind cover. Adran sheathed his sword and slipped his bow over his head, grasping at his quiver. Lia fired a bolt from her crossbow, narrowly missing one of the female orcs. Malark kicked a small crate covered in candles over, trying to get at the defending orcs. He parried a sword stroke and made a quick strike the only clove air. Seraphina’s blades clattered and rang, smashing aside defensive strokes from one of the orcs and dealing a glancing blow.

The robed one pulled their hood back, revealing a crazed orc with brilliantly dyed tribal markings across their face. Continuing to mutter and make symbols with their hands, the orc grabbed a glass flask full of some black liquid from a pile of objects. The three sword-wielders began to fight with a renewed fury. Stabs and slashes found their mark, wounding Malark, Seraphina and Jarek. The wound to Jarek awoke him from a stupor, he absently looked at his hands. Then to his hammer lying on the stone floor. Growling an oath of vengeance, he smashed his fist into the face of the closest orc.

Adran let an arrow fly, narrowly missing Malark and wounding the robed orc. Seraphina dueled with her opponent, blades clanging as they both fought for advantage. Lia sent another mote of flame towards the robed orc, missing the chanting creature. Malark leapt over a pile of objects, crashing into one of the orcs and wrestling them to the ground in a flurry of punches and knee strikes. Roaring, Malark bit deep on the creature’s throat, teeth tearing flesh.

The robed figure hurled the flask, smashing it against Adran. A black, tarry liquid stuck to the elf and ignited. Adran dropped his bow and began slapping at the flames, grimacing in pain. Muttering and chanting, the robed orc made another sign. Slashing the air with its hand, a glowing, spectral spear appeared and struck at Jarek, catching and wounding the angry dwarf. He grasped at the ghostly weapon, attempting to push it away, hands touching nothing.

Malark was holding the wrist of his opponent, keeping the rusty serrated blade away. He head-butted the orc, breaking its nose and causing a gush of blood. Seraphina continued her duel with her foe, blades clattering and sparking. Knocking the orc’s blade aside with one stroke, she stabbed deep with her other blade. She used the force of the thrust to push the orc back and tripped her over a low table. As they fell Seraphina drew her free blade in a vicious slash across the orc’s throat. A gout of blood flowed freely, ending the orc’s life. Crashing down on the lifeless creature, Seraphina rolled towards the robed orc, blades up and threatening the creature.

Adran finally beat the flames out, hands blistered and red. He was gasping in pain and sank to a knee. Lia watched the robed figure pick another flask up, and charged across the room to grapple for the weapon. Jarek was backstepping away from spectral spear, trying to get close to his hammer. The spear slashed and poked keeping the dwarf on the defensive.

Adran chanted, bowing his head and making small symbols. The burns and blisters on his skin began to heal and he staggered back to his feet. Seraphina moved close to where Lia was grappling with the robed orc. Igniting a ball of flames in her hand, Lia distracted the orc and Seraphina stabbed her twin blades deep, tips protruding from its chest. Groaning, the creature’s legs went weak and it collapsed. The spectral spear winked out in the moment the orc died.

The two remaining orcs showed no signs of attempting to flee, instead they redoubled their attacks. The one beneath Malark tried to gore him with her tusks. Malark threw himself aside, barely missing the slashing teeth. Rolling over, it slashed at Malark with a clumsy sword stroke. With Malark rolling free, Adran was free to bury an arrow in the creature’s shoulder.

Jarek finally recovered his hammer and charged the other orc, swinging a crushing blow.  Striking true, the blunt metal weapon crushed the orc’s face killing it in an instant.

Malark blocked a flurry of blows from the wounded orc. His axe deflected each strike, but the effort kept him from being able to strike back. With the other orcs dead, though, his fellows could aid him now. To her credit, the orc never wavered, fighting to the death. Surrounding the creature, they cut it down.

Exhausted from their third fight in a matter of hours, they all flopped to the ground when the battle was over. Sprawled out, the party took a moment to breathe. Rooting in packs or tugging them free from where they lay lodged, they pulled out waterskins and sipped at cool water.

“Those four were some tough blighters.” Jarek finally broke the silence.

“You got to kill some greenskins Malark. Happy now?”

“Kill one. Need to kill more.”

“I think there will be plenty. We’ve only seen in three rooms so far.”

“We need to rest a bit, I think. Seems like all of us are hurting.” Adran was sitting up now, appraising the others.

“I’m pretty spent.” Lia flicked little balls of flames off her fingertips. “Though I’ll always have a bit of fire.”

“Any of ye really hurtin’?” Jarek sat up. “I kin heal you right quick. Though I feel me power fadin’, too.”

“Tough fights. Plenty of foes.” Adran was looking at Jarek. Not looking, more like staring. Jarek saw his look and met it.

“An we found a fair bit ‘o coin. Been worth the fight. Not much longer. We’ll drive these orcs out yet.” He got up and shrugged his pack off. Digging in it, he produced a couple of metal spikes. Moving back to the door into this room he pushed it closed. Setting the spikes under the door, he tapped them in place with deft hammer blows. Finished with the secret door, he went to the main doors and repeated the procedure, setting two spikes per door.

“That oughta keep those doors shut. We kin relax for a bit.” He wandered around the small room before settling down, leaning against a wall. “Not fer too long, though. That thing,” he nodded towards the robed corpse, “is some sorta shaman. Don’t want to be here if the clan chief comes for a séance or some nonsense, but we need to rest a bit.”

“We need real sleep. Not these little breaks.”

“We cannae risk it. Without a strong, iron door tween us and them orcs, we cannae risk it. Take a quick break, laddie, and we kin be off.”

“As much as I hate to admit it, I think he is right. This room has too many doors, and those big doors are only wood. If they want to, they could chop through them.”

“Plus, we could be trapped here. They must know about that passage. We gotta keep moving.”

They spent a restless hour, picking at rations and ignoring one another. Days without good sleep was starting to take a toll. Tempers were starting to shorten. Malark stoned his axe, honing the blade as best he could. Seraphina and Lia searched the mess for anything of value. They found two sacks of silver coins, and a pair of bottles like the one she had hurled at Adran. Lia claimed both bottles, and they split the load of coins between the five of them.

“If we aren’t going to sleep, we should probably go.” Adran was up, bow in hand.

Jarek was pulling his pack straps tight, and picked up his hammer. “Aye, laddie, we should.” He walked to the concealed door and knocked the wedges loose, picking them up and stashing them. “There were several passages off that main cave. Easiest to go back this way.”

He pushed the door open slowly, looking down the passage before fully opening the door. “Looks clear.”

Moving quietly down the narrow tunnel, they remerged in the narrow cave with the graffiti scrawled all over the rock. Jarek spit on the crude letters when he passed them. In the main cave they gathered in the middle, looking at their options.

Lia pointed as she listed their options; “Narrow one, narrow two, carved passage?”

“Which way in the carved tunnel?” Seraphina nodded. “Right or left?”

Jarek was the first to speak. “The narrow tunnel behind us. Dint want any orcs sneakin’ up on us.”

Adran turned back, heading towards the tunnel. “I smell smoke this way.”

“Aye, smoke and meat. Like a cookin’ fire.”

“Where there is fire…”

*Again, the art isn’t perfect. I’ve tried 3 AI generators now, and none do everything right or the way I want. I’m learning some tricks, but I am no there yet. Hope it adds to to the story, rather than detracting from it.

The Four- Chapter 18: Violence and Death

Several uneventful hours passed, with the party rested and fed it was time to continue.

“Where to now?” Seraphina was swinging her twin blades, stretching out her arms.

“Through that tunnel is another cave. A small stream crosses it. Two other tunnels and a stair led out of the cave.” Adran was pointing at the tunnel.

“Or we could head to the iron door and see the actual forge.” Jarek toyed with the key they found. He had placed it on a leather thong around his neck, keeping it close.

“I vote we find the orcs first. Do we want them to surprise us?”  Lia was braiding her hair. “I know I don’t.”

“The door is above the Glitterhame. Those stairs you saw lead up?” Jarek didn’t look at Adran, though the question was clearly directed at the elf.

“Ay, they do. I think exploring the rest of this cavern complex might be best.”

“At least to know what we might be trapped between if we rile up the troglodytes and the orcs. We know there is a tribe of troglodytes here, but how many?” Lia was pacing, flinging little balls of flame in the dark cavern.

“Or if it is time to flee.”

“Flee? We hardly been challenged yet, ye wee elf!” He was looking at Adran now. “We find the trogs, and drive them out. Then put the fear o’ Moradin into the orcs. Kill as many as we can and leave ‘em shocked and bloodied. Then we can go explore the forge at our leisure. Find Durgeddin’s treasure. That be why we came, that be the plan.”

“If there are five hundred orcs above us?”

“We modify the plan.”

Adran shook his head and sighed, walking away and down the tunnel towards the stream.

“We will leave you and your short legs if this thing goes Thayan.” Lia’s hands were alit with flickering, violet flames. Her eyes were flashing a dangerous tint, one of the colors of her anger. “The big guy can carry her,” she nodded to Seraphina, “and the rest of us can outrun you. No amount of gold is worth our lives, and those orcs might be satisfied with eating just you.”

Jarek harrumphed and stomped, his cheeks blazed red and he muttered under his breath. He headed in the opposite direction as Adran, but came back in a few minutes. Seraphina and Malark had followed Adran, and those three were in another chamber.

“I dinnae mean we were gonna die, miss elf, just that we have a fair chance to drive them off.”

“Not if there are hundreds of them. You know that, right? I mean, you really know that?”

“Aye, lassie, I know. Just…”

“You just want to redeem your sire’s name and memory and have a grudge erased in that big book all the clans keep. Yeah, we know.”

Jarek was silent. Cheeks still red. He stared at Lia.

“Every person who has ever talked with a dwarf knows. You don’t keep it a secret.”

Jarek looked down, then sighed. “It’s nay a lie. I cannae say otherwise. T’er is a shame in nay knowing how a sire fell. An’ I nay could bury him or light a taper at his tomb.”

Lia let the flames got out, her eyes returning to their natural deep brown. “Not your fault, Jarek. Many ancestors die in lonely far-off places. And others didn’t want you anyways…” The last words were a barely heard murmur. Lia closed her eyes and sighed. “Maybe you’ll find him. Maybe you won’t. Doesn’t mean he isn’t watching you from wherever you stunty folk call the beyond.”

“Dwarfhome.” Jarek replied, his voice low and soft.

“Say again?” Lia cocked her head, looking down at him.

“Tis called Dwarfhome. Oft described as a vast mansion called Erackinor. Moradin makes his domain on the slopes of Solania, on Mount Celestia. With his wife Berronar Truesilver, they rule over the fallen, loyal souls. Tis said the Soul Forges, which the Dwarffather uses to temper the spirits of his people, are there as well.”

“Dwarfhome. Probably full of smoke and flame and clanging hammers.”

“Aye, lassie, if ye are faithful ‘nough in life. An eternity of forging.”

“Sounds terrible. The noise.”

Jarek smiled. “Aye, the noise! Imagine!”

Lia made a face. “I am, and it is terrible!” She stuck her fingers in her ears and started making noise to cover any sounds.

Jarek laughed. “Dinnae worry, lassie, I dint think you would end up there!”

Lia unplugged her ears and smiled. “Whew, for a second there I thought you had condemned me to an eternity of noise.”

Jarek was chuckling when he picked up his hammer and started down the tunnel after Adran. “Silly elf, noise is the music of creation!”

“Hammering is not my definition of music. Give me nice flute, or a lyre, or even a lute. Metal on metal is not what I consider music.”

“Listen to the sounds, lassie. Close your eyes and listen. There is magic in the sounds.”

Lia pushed Jarek down the tunnel. “Maybe so, but not to these ears. Now come on, Adran won’t wait forever. I think he would find it perfectly satisfactory if you got lost.”

“That pointy-eared lad will be waitin’ a long time. This dwarf,” he emphasized dwarf like Adran often did, “is not getting lost down here. Not ‘til the mountain crumbles.”

“Then lead on, Mr. Dwarf. Let’s go find some orcs for you and Malark to play with.”

They rejoined the others in a large cavern with a high ceiling. Across a wide, fast flowing stream a stair was carved into a ledge that climbed and twisted out of sight. The stream ran from one wall to another, crossing under a lip barely six inches above the water. Another tunnel led off in the opposite direction from the stairs.

“I checked the tunnel there,” Adran pointed, “it leads back to where we started. The stairs go up, most probably to the Mountain Door.”

“There are prints and tail marks all along this stream. The troglodytes must lair somewhere beyond this wall.” Seraphina was standing along the stream, hunched over and looking under the stone lip.

“Fancy. We get wet again.” Jarek looked depressed.

“We can’t leave them behind us. By now they know someone is in the caverns. They might already be hunting us.”

“With their skin, they could be anywhere.”

“Into the stream?”

“Aye, we have to. The big guy should hang back. He innae keeping a torch lit going under.”

“Hear that, Malark? You go last. Stupid creatures might be waiting for us on the other side.”

“Imma go first. Might as well get it over with.”

“I’ll go next. Lia is right. They might be waiting for us.” Adran shifted his gear and tightened a strap around his chest.

“Seri and I will go next.”

“Malark go last.” He had a dejected tone to his voice. Always worried there wouldn’t be any creatures let to fight.

Lia punched him on the arm. “I promise, I won’t kill anything before you get to the other side.”

Malark winced. Or maybe smiled. None of them could tell. He seemed satisfied by Lia’s offer and nodded.

Jarek and Adran plunged into the shallow water, ducking under the lip. Jarek was hunched over, legs flexed. Adran was crawling on his hands and knees. The passage was maybe three feet high, the water filling half the tunnel. Lia and Seraphina moved off next, mumbling about the cold water, getting soaked as the hunched and crawled. Malark doused his torch, plunging the cave into darkness. He waited for a moment, then splashed into the water, dropping to all fours to crawl, bumping his head repeatedly in the low passage.

By the time he could finally stand again, he could hear the sounds of battle. Grunts and the swish of swinging steel. The area near the stream lit up, Lia was holding balls of flame in her hands, raising them high to help the others. Malark could see Jarek and Adran battling a troglodyte each. Claws and blades flashed and reached, each combatant parrying and lunging. Seraphina was standing over a dead trog, scanning for others.

Malark charged, holding his axe in a low guard, the movement caused Jarek’s opponent to glance back giving the dwarf a chance to smash the trog’s skull, the hammer blow crushing the life from the creature. Angling away from that finished fight, Malark swung the axe up, a brutal stroke slicing an arm from the other troglodyte. Howling in pain, it turned to fight back and was skewered by Adran, the blade tip protruding from its chest. Whimpering, it looked down at the blade, before slumping in death. The elf pulled the blade free, holding it in level guard, eyes scanning the huge cavern.

Adran was breathing hard, dropping to knee. “Barely saw it come at me.” His breathing was labored gasps. “Hurts,” he murmured. Jarek went to him, setting his hammer aside and placing hands on Adran’s back and chest. He closed his eyes and murmured, a warm glow appeared in his hands, lasted a moment, then faded away.

“Better?” the dwarf helped Adran stand, looking up at him.

He nodded, laying a hand on Jarek’s shoulder. “Much better. That thing hit me hard.”

“They kin. Nasty beasts.”

“What is that smell? Ugh, its…”

“Bad meat.” Malark held a torch up for Lia to light.

The flickering torch cast a light on a grisly scene. Animal carcasses, stripped of hides, were skewered on poles leaning against the walls. At least one carcass resembled an orc in build and from what features remained. All the meat was decaying despite the cool temperature in the cave. The cave was full of rotting meat, piled entrails, and bones. The stench was appalling, a nauseous odor hanging in the air.

“Seems they like their meat well-aged.” Lia gagged and coughed. “Really, really well-aged.”

“Meat’s gone gamey. Argh, how can they eat this rubbish?” Jarek spit and coughed, even the vaunted dwarven constitution wasn’t enough to compensate for the stench.

“We gotta get out of here. I’m gonna vomit.” Seraphina looked pale, her nose wrinkled and eyes squinting against the heavy odor.

“Where to?” Jarek walked along the stream, looking about.

Lia and Seraphina did the same on the opposite side. Cloaks pulled up over their faces in a vain attempt to block the smell. They checked out a small side cave, coming out in a moment to shake their heads.

Malark and Adran brought up the rear, axe and sword ready.

Jarek came upon a wattle wall, or door, along the west wall. “Mighta found a way out.”

Adran and Malark joined him while the two women kept searching their side of the cavern.

Lia and Seraphina searched until reaching a pool that filled the entire end of the cave. The rock ceiling curved down to reach the water on the far side. The surface of the water was mirror flat. From the light of Malark’s torch, they could see small cave fish darting about in the still water.

“Fancy a swim?” Lia shot a bolt of flame across the still surface of the pool. It sailed in an arc, hissing when it splashed into the water.

“Not especially. Never had much need to do more than bathe or splash in water. I’m not a fan of all the creatures that live in water.”

“Me either. Especially the big ones.”

By the time the two had backtracked to a spot they could cross the stream, Malark had pulled apart the wattle ‘door’.

“Creatures make bad wall.” He grunted a laugh. “Malark break wall and creatures.”

“Good one, laddie. Lead on my big friend!” Jarek handed the torch back to the big human and they stared down the tunnel for a moment. Distant sounds, indescribable and faint, echoed through the darkness. The tunnel bore unmistakable signs of frequent use. The floor was damp with shallow coating of mud, the mud full of prints and tail marks. Small pools of water filled little hollows in the floor. Moving along the tunnel in silence, the party was tense and alert. Twice they had been ambushed by the concealed troglodytes. They hoped there wouldn’t be a third time.

The tunnel opened into moderate cave that had several side tunnels or caves. A couple large stone formations reached from floor to ceiling, blocking sight to parts of the cave.

“Go left. Ha.” Malark grunted at his own joke and headed along the wall into a shallow cave piled with refuse and musty animal skins. A few old sacks were strewn amid the garbage.

“Anyone want to search this pit?” Lia was holding her nose.

Malark kicked at a pile with his boot, sending a few rats scurrying away. He shook his head, and left the small cave.

He had only gone a couple steps when Jarek grabbed him by the arm. “Wait, laddie. I think I hear something ahead. Yer torch, a tae bright in the darkness. Hold back.”

Malark made a low noise somewhere between a laugh and a growl, and sped up, ignoring the dwarf.

“He’s on the hunt, and missed most of  the last fight. Don’t try and hold him back. It gets ugly.” Lia warned Jarek, grabbing a pauldron to restrain him for a moment.

“He’s gonna wake the whole tribe!” Jarek hissed, shrugging her hand off and charging after the angry man.

Entering a tunnel that narrowed to small gap, they were forced to move single file. Passing the chokepoint, the cave opened up in a larger space. Jarek could see beyond Malark. Three figures were hunched over a carcass, tearing chucks of meat and greedily eating. The torch light and Malark’s low growls alerted them, but only just. All five of the party had poured into the cave, weapons ready before the trio of troglodytes could react.

Malark shoulder rushed one, tossing it aside and smashing his axe into another. Shocked by the sudden appearance of the party, the creatures were slow to respond to the barbarian’s charge.

Jarek hurled an axe at the trog Malark had shoved aside, barely missing the stumbling creature. Adran had his bow out, and let an arrow fly, hitting the creature in the shoulder, injuring and grabbing its attention. Lia sent a bolt of flame at the third creature, the shot hitting it in the face, fire burning its leathery hide and blinding it for a moment.

Using the brief advantage, Seraphina charged across the cave, closing in on the creatures. Twin blades flashed and stabbed, opening ugly wounds. Nimble feet carried her in a whirl of blades and creatures. The beasts fought back, terrible wounds and nowhere to flee driving them to desperation. They swung great, clawed hands in wild strikes. Jaws snapped and guttural growls filled the cave. Fear and musk. Clanging blades. Blood sprayed and dripped, life blood flowing onto the cave floor in spurts and gouts. Aside from Malark’s rumbling snarls, the party was nearly silent in their attack. Grunts and murmurs, the soft sound of leather soles gliding over worn stone. They circled the three wound troglodytes. Feints and slashes corralling the creatures. Adran drew another arrow, holding the bow low, arrow pointing at the cave floor. Encircled, the creatures snarled and barked, swiping at the party. When all three of the creatures made desperate attacks, Adran’s bow was up and aimed in a moment, the arrow crossing the narrow space in a breath. The troglodyte was dead before its fellows realized. Turning to look at the crumpling form, the distraction was enough. Blades sliced, wet schiks of metal through flesh.

And it was over. Breathing heavy, as they always did after the exertions of battle, the party checked themselves for injuries. Aside from some minor scratches Malark bore, they were unharmed. Speed and violence carrying the moment.

“Now that’s the way to strike. Fast ‘n hard. Kill the gits before they know they’re dead.” Jarek spat on one of the corpses. “Filthy, thieving bastards. Almost as bad as orcs.”

“We need to keep moving. Like you said, fast and hard. Before they can gather in numbers.” Adran pulled his arrows from the corpses and headed back out. He didn’t ask for any opinions.

“He isn’t wrong.” Lia’s eyes were still a violet shade, reflecting the flame-light she held in her hands. She followed after Adran, and after a moment, the others did as well.

Gathered back in the main area, they saw a flash of movement in the next cave. Something was there, then it wasn’t.

“They was watchin’. Waiting for us.” Jarek stalked forward, hammer in his hands.

“Careful dwarf, they hide well.”

“Not well enough.”

Malark chased after Jarek, axe swinging from side to side, his anger was up.

Sighing, Adran moved across from the cave, covering the entrance. Arrow up, he aimed at the dark opening.

Lia sent tiny motes of flame across the cave, splatters of fire burning for a moment on stone. The light the flames provided revealed a line of three troglodytes baring entrance to the cave. They snarled, baring teeth and flexing clawed hands. A sickly-sweet scent of rotting vegetation wafted from this cave. In the darkness other voices hissed and called. Less guttural and higher-pitched, the sounds were almost squeaks.

“It’s a nursey of sorts.” Adran lowered his bow. “Females and young. Nests, maybe.”

“Still worth slayin’”

“Stand, fellow,” Adran addressed Jarek. “We don’t slaughter young.”

“You might not…”

“Mr. Jarek, we don’t. Ever. We might chase these out later. But we don’t kill them.” Seraphina had a stern edge to her voice.

“Young ‘uns become adults. Tis better…”

“No, dwarf,” Lia’s eyes flashed dangerous colors. She sent a gout of flame at the three trogs, forcing them deeper into the cave. “They live until they fight us.”

The squealing young and snarling females must have alerted others. Four or five or even six more shapes poured out of the next cave, some heading directly to challenge the party. A couple disappearing into the darkness of the cave.

“Now the fight is on!” Jarek smiled a wicked, raging smile. He didn’t hesitate, charging the closest trog, swing his hammer in a crushing arc.

Malark joined him, howling in rage, eager to fight. His long strides passed the dwarf, axe smashing through the guard of one of the creatures, bones snapping. He left deep cuts on the creature, and nearly crippled it in one blow. Another sprung at him, raking him with filthy claws and snapping its clacking jaws in a flurry of bites.

Adran shot one arrow. Then another. And a third. He was searching the far cave walls for movement, trying to track the concealed creatures.

Seraphina spun her blades, bouncing on her feet and then racing towards the troglodyte fighters. She parried and blocked claws and teeth. Blades danced and stabbed. With an uppercut she knocked one arm up, the twin blade flashing in to stab the creature in the chest. Parry, block, stab. She circled the creature, deflecting every blow and stabbing it over and over. Blood ran in streams from deep punctures, its breathing was raspy and labored. The little halfling’s face was a mask of concentration. Step, parry. Step, slice.

Lia screamed into the dark, fire blossoming in her hands. With outstretched hands she created a fiery cone of wicked flames. Three of the creatures were caught in the conflagration. The sizzle of cooking meat and the smell of burned flesh filled the cave. Howls of pain echoed off the stone walls.

One of the females came charging out of the nursey cave. She was on Jarek before he could react. She battered the stout dwarf, clawed hands slashing him over and over. The dwarf chortled, a manic grin on his face.

“Time to die beldarakin!” He took a side step, allowing the angry creature to stumble forward, then caved its skull in with a vicious hammer strike. “Vile things, now we kill you all!” He spun on a heel, driving his hammer into the gut of another trog before charging the nursery cave.

Malark’s chest and arms bore a variety of cuts and scrapes, three of the troglodytes had concentrated their attention on the hulking human. Two of the creatures lay dying at his feet and the third was bleeding badly, one arm broken, hobbling on a battered leg. Malark stepped forward, howling in anger, and swung his axe in an overhead, finishing strike. The wounded trog feebly held his arm up to block the strike. Unsuccessfully. The axe smashed through flesh and bone, burying deep in the shoulder and chest. The fury of the blow smashed the creature to the cave floor with its fellows.

Lia’s hands wove intricate patterns, flame and dark energies flowing from her fingers and crossing the dark cave in a flurry of blasts. Bolts of fire burned leathery hide. Blades of ice buried themselves in flesh. Shimmering dark energy burst into an acidic splash that sizzled and burned, downing another beast.

Seraphina protected Lia while she cast her magics. Her twin blades were a wall of protective parries and deep slices, allowing nothing to harry the dark-haired maiden.

Adran had tossed his bow aside and was battling a pair of troglodytes with blade. He was holding his own, blocking their blows and occasionally nicking them for a deep slice. He danced lightly away from a slashing claw, then swept his blade in a vicious, carving arc that opened a creature’s chest, bloody bones and organs exposed to the cool air. Adran hadn’t even repositioned when a trio of brilliant rays blasted into the cave. He took one of the fiery shafts in the chest, burning flames crackling and hissing.

Another of the bolts caught Seraphina, her blades couldn’t deflect the concentrated fire. She screamed in pain as flames cackled and danced over her little body. The last barely missed Lia, she dove aside, rolling across the stony floor. Without even searching for the source of the magical fire she hurled icy blades across the cave in the direction the shafts of flame had come from. She was on her knees, hands up and ready to cast again when a huge lizard came bounding into the battlefield cave. Atop the great beast was a huge troglodyte. He wore a necklace of crude fetishes and arm guards of simple armor plates. Bearing a fearsome visage, he scowled in anger at the damage the party was dealing his tribe.

With nearly all of the party directly fighting trog warriors, none could challenge the chieftain directly. He howled and touched his hands together, sending a sheet of flames washing across Malark and Seraphina and Lia. The same flames also caught two of his own warriors. From rage or indifference, the result was the same, sheeting flames burned everyone in the cave.

Lia blasted the chieftain in return. Hurling a small flaming ball at the creature, she returned the pain. The beast howled in defiance, batting at the smoking crater the flames had seared in its flesh.

Jarek returned in time to see the results of the chieftains flaming attack. Covered in gore and looking more manic than ever the dwarf saw his companions wounded and hurting in the fiery tempest. Feeling at his belt for a throwing axe, he realized he had expended his supply. Grimacing, he ducked his head and charged, hammer held low in a guard position.

Lia hurled another ball of flame at the chieftain creature, but it dropped off the giant lizard, and avoided the flaming sphere. Seraphina charged after Jarek. Singed hair and smoking leather jerkin trailing little wisps behind her. Malark howled a challenge at the giant lizard, leaping over the pile of bodies at his feet to attack the huge creature. Adran had retrieved his bow and sent a pair of arrows into the creature.

The chieftain flung his hand outwards at Jarek and Seraphina, a greenish liquid flashing into existence and spattering the two. Little spots sizzled and smoked on flesh and armor.

“Its wielding dark arts!” Jarek yelled, hammer up to block the flung liquid.

“You think?” Seraphina slid under the raised hammer and slashed at the chieftain, hoping to disrupt its spell-craft.

Hammer and blades parried and flashed in the dark, batting aside clawed hands attempting to cast more spells. Jarek wasn’t laughing anymore. The manic grin replaced by a mask of grim determination.

Adran circled the lizard, sending another arrow into his hide whenever he could. Malark kept a careful guard, smashing aside the creature every time it tried to bite him. Knicks and cuts marked the creature’s maw, blood dripping from many tiny wounds. Elf and human worked to keep the creature’s attention, slowly whittling its’ lifeblood away. Slowing, the beast became sluggish from blood loss. Snapping bites became easier to block. Adran sent another arrow into it. Then Malark finished it with a smashing strike that clove its skull in two.

Seeing his pet killed and his warriors laying dead, the chieftain backed away, clawed hands making a small sigil before he faded into nothingness.

“He’s gone invisible!” Seraphina warned.

Gathering close, the party was blistered and cut. Most of them bearing wounds from the ferocious fight. Wary and breathing hard, they scanned the dark cave.  Malark’s torch still lay where he dropped it, feebly lighting the large space. Darker voids marked the side caves, gaping holes of blackness.

“Nothin’ in that one ‘cept dead trogs.” Jarek motioned with his head. “T’was their nursey cave. Was.” He grunted a laugh.

Lia’s face was an angry snarl, eyes still violet. “Young ones and eggs?”

“Dead and smashed. Little blighters grow into dangerous creatures.” There was no mirth in his voice, just a matter-of-fact statement.

“We don’t kill young.”

You dint kill young ‘uns. Me and my kin slay them all. Dint ye forget yer place, lassie, I hired ye lot to aid me. I dint answer to you.”

Lia paced back and forth, flames crackling in her hands. Serphina groaned in pain, looking at Jarek. Malark smeared blood across his torso, wiping it away as he poured water on the cuts.

“We can just go home. We can leave you here. Alone.” Lia’s eyes still blazed violet.

“Aye, ye kin. Ye kin leave and not see this task finished. Forfeit yer pay and portion of the treasure. Ye kin go.”

“You don’t listen to us. That is all she is saying.” Seraphina sighed.

“Aye, I listen. Ye folk dint be listening to me. We leave the wee ones and their ma’ams fer now. Next time me kin come here, and we will, those wee ones will be grown and angry. No, tis better to smash them when they are wee.”

Jarek and Lia stared at each other for a long while, both defiant and angry. They jumped when Adran broke the long silence.

“That was a bit of a time.” Adran picked up his sword and sheathed it. He headed over to the huge lizard corpse and began retrieving arrows. Or attempting to. Several lost their bladed heads when he pulled them from the thick hide. Tossing the spent shafts aside he sighed.

“A bit? They just came from everywhere.” Seraphina sheathed one blade them began searching around the cave. She avoided the nursey cave, and disappeared into another. Malark followed her after picking up his torch. Raising it high, they could all see the piled bodies and blood-spattered rocks across the cave floor.

“You didn’t have to slay the young.” Adran sat down, laying his bow down and bowing his head.

“Aye, laddie, ah did. Ah told the lassie, when the next batch of dwarves comes here they will find older trogs and have to fight ‘em again. Dead is dead, no matter the age.” Jarek spat, and stared at Adran, daring him to object.

“You gonna let orc younglings live? Set them on a path to vengeance?”

Adran was silent.

“Well, elf? You know I speak truth. Endless war is the way of the orc. Burnin’ and destroying everything they cannae carry away. These trogs are the same. Infestin’ caves and dark places and killin’ anything weaker than them. And eatin’ them, too. Dead trogs is the only way. Dead orcs is a peaceful thing.”

“We will never stop fighting orcs?”

“Nay, Adran.” Jarek spoke the elf’s name softly. “Nay. They are a curse and blight. Placed here by some god to harry the good folk until the End Times.”

Adran sighed, his shoulders slumping. “Endless war is a such a waste.”

“Aye, ‘tis true. Though without the dwarven holds and our endless war the orcs would have long-ago poured from their mountain fasts to engulf the land and burn every tree the elven folk hold dear. ‘Tis the way of the world, and ever will it be.”

They didn’t look at each other, standing silent in the dark cave. Three stubborn folk, too tired to argue anymore.

Consistency in Effort, Or the Lack Thereof

There are blogs I follow that produce regular content. On a weekly or even twice weekly schedule. How they pull it off, I will never know. Are they secretly AI bots cranking content? Are they enjoying retirement? Can they simply type faster (likely), work harder (probably), and are more focused (definitely)?

However they pull it off, I am in awe of those Bloggers I follow. They crank out content and keep my inbox full of cool stuff to read and pictures to inspire. You all are my writing heroes! I will ever be in your shadows.

It has been a few weeks/months since I’ve felt like I had something to say beyond sharing the Tale of The Four, our family DnD game. The current story is while we played through the adventure Forge of fury from the 5E book Tales From the Yawning Portal. I need to get back to writing the rest of the story, since I am only about two posts away from not having anything else to share. Tap, tap. I need to get to work!

Weirdly, I have 70,000+ words in another arc of the campaign that needs some editing to be ready to share. That would give me weeks of content, but isn’t even the next arc, so is kinda unusable for now. Back at the end of June my daughter was talking about NaNoWriMo, the National Novel Writing Month challenge of writing 50,000 words in one month. NaNoWriMo is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit that supports creative writing. My daughter started doing the challenge in college with a friend she met her first semester. She has always been an overachiever and can maintain a heavy course load AND put out 50,000 words for a novel. And play intermural sports. Then my little princess went on to get published in a young authors short story compilation, but Dad isn’t salty at all…1

I digress. She was talking about doing another 50,000 words and threw down the gauntlet to me. Since I was off work for a week or so, I thought, why not. How hard can it be? Since we were in July, it was only some 1,6123 pages a day. No problem, right?

It wouldn’t be as big a problem if I had been consistent. Which, like the title states, I am not. I was ok at first. Then after going back to work, I wasn’t. At times during the year I have a fair amount of down time during an average day. Summer time is not that time. Every day I was further behind. I might get 500 words down a day. Suddenly I was 16,000 words behind. I was about to give up and just call it a loss when I decided I couldn’t be beat by a snarky, sarcastic 19-year-old. She would literally never let me live it down. On my day off I sequestered myself away and cheated a bit by using voice-to-text on my Chromebook to knock out thousands of words. I put everything aside, not that I was doing much productive, and typed and typed. Or talked. To myself. Carrying on a solo four-way conversation. That is 100% as weird as it sounds…

Come July 30th I was so close I could see the finish line. And I cruised across it with a day to spare and over a thousand words extra. The challenge is just words on paper, not a polished, edited product so I have a bit of work to do to get it cleaned up. Much is just formatting since I don’t know all the voice commands. An ongoing process, still.

This summer has been a wash on most things hobby-wise. I have not painted a single model. I failed on Jez’s Forgotten Heroes Challenge. I skipped Dave’s Summer of Scenery Challenge. I stared at two messy hobby areas whenever I added new models or decals or supplies to the stash. Other than writing, I did nothing. Nada. Zilch. Pure laziness.

I blame my kids. My son and daughter-in-law and daughter were all home from University and staying at our house. It was way easier to watch a movie or play a board game (too few, actually) than to sequester myself away and build/paint/craft. NaNoWriMo fired up and that was my next excuse. Then the women’s World Cup started. It is hard to be crafty productive when you watch soccer games. A lot of soccer games.

My daughter and I parked ourselves in front of the tv for two or three games a day during group stage. Then two games a day in Round of 16. Finally, we are down to one game a day, or less. We cheered and booed and shouted at refs on the other side of the world. Pouted when “our” team lost. Celebrated when they won. Basked in the spectacle of global sport. As I write this there are still three two games to watch. One more semi-final between the hosts Australia and one of “our” teams, England. No spoiler zone, so I will just strike through and move one.

I won’t get into politics or statements or any of that garbage, but I will say I am not really sorry the U.S. team made its’ exit already. Play like crap, go home early.

We do have plenty of other teams we cheer for. My daughter, especially, likes to cheer for newcomers. This cup had plenty. Haiti, Republic of Ireland, Morocco, Panama, Philippines, Portugal, Vietnam and Zambia are all playing in their first Cup. How can you not cheer for them as they run the pitch in front of millions?

We got to watch the beauty of Katie McCabe’s Olimpico. The first in Women’s World Cup history, and the first Olimpico in 61 years at ANY World Cup. It was amazing. Still gives me chills to think about it. We got to see the devastation as South Africa gave up two goals in a matter of minutes to Argentina and end in a draw, making them sweat getting to the Knockout Stage. Sadly watched New Zealand fall and be eliminated from the Cup they hosted. Jaws hung as Germany and Brazil and Canada were eliminated. Spain winning their first Knockout game ever, then advancing to the Finals. We have been all about football in our house. Three Two games to go. Two more fantastic viewings of The Beautiful Game.

When the Cup is over, I will lose another excuse. My kids are less of an issue, too. Two of the three headed back to college last week, so I lost 2/3rds of my excuse. Next month (September 2023) my daughter heads to Uruguay for 18 months as a missionary for our church, so I can’t use her for a long while. I need excuses, man!

I did clean up one of my hobby areas. The table top was visible for the first time in months after I kept adding crap to the table, shoving one project aside for another. I crafted an organizer from cardboard and hot glue, something to corral all the tools and glues and paints that wander around the table. Hopefully this helps a bit to keep the clutter down.

With a clean hobby area, I sat down one night with no soccer and started an outhouse for my Wild West town. It is a simple One-Holer Privy. That I made much more complicated by adding a functional door… It does look cool though. Little western dudes and dudettes need to go too, right?

I had a conversation with my parents while I was working on it one evening. A conversation about Privies. My dad wants one out by his garden so he doesn’t have to run back into the house. My mom grew up with outhouses, and refuses to let him build one. I laugh every time the topic comes up. My mom did reveal that their outhouse had three holes, two adult and one child. Which I honestly never thought about. Don’t want a small child climbing up to an adult-sized hole and slipping into the gruesome darkness…

Which led to starting a Three-Holer of my own.

Instead of finishing the three-holer, I moved on to something else. I follow Devs & Dice on YouTube and love his crafting videos. In one video I recently watched he built a gatehouse for Mordheim. He even provided printable plans for anyone to copy his wonderful build. Which I had to do. Modified, of course.

While I was watching the video, I had ideas about how I would change my own build. When I printed the plans, I started by making the building a little narrower. Leif has three windows in the center section, I went for two. I also made the first floor a little taller. Leif built his first level with one stone, and one wood half. I have built mine with stone on both first floors. I want more of an external gatehouse, versus a city ward divider, and wanted a more fortified build.

I had a box full of XPS “stone” blocks ready to go, and after getting the foam core structure cut and glued in place, I started the tedious process of cladding the first story in stone. As of writing, I am not fully done. I decided partway through that I want to build a pair of walls that connect to the gatehouse. I need to carefully add stones between the three bases so the walls fit together. To keep the number of XPS blocks under control, I need to build a core to the walls, too. Since this project is for Mordheim, mostly, everything needs to be damaged. I can’t decide if it is harder or easier to build damaged stuff. Any mistakes can be hidden with rubble. There are more exposed parts to model. Have not decided yet.

I guess I did finally finish the bank I have been slowly building over the last, um, year or two? I had a couple issues when I magnetized the roof and it took me awhile to think the solutions through. I just realized I finished it, but never took any pics, so it will have to wait for another update.

There it is. What I have been up to, or rather, not up to the past two months. Or three. Being lazy is so easy.

Craft on my fellow gamers!

BG

  1. I have submitted short stories, and a novel prospectus at least three times, and have yet to even get a rejection letter I can frame. ↩︎